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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 2, 2012 9:48am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: more dirt on dennis.....oil can boyd that is!!

A baseball game with one team all on weed? Holy crap, that would be an 8-hour game, easy. Think about the process of replacing a pitcher:

"Uh, I think he's, like, spent."
"Do we get whats-his-name in the game?"
"Sure, why not. Go ahead and call the bullpen thingy"
"Uh, do you have the number?"
"Uh, I thought you did"
"Ohhh, I remember, you just pick up the phone on the wall and it rings in the bullpen"
"Cool. Trippy."

ring, ring

"Uh, is Bob there?"
"Yeah. Who want's to know?"
"Uh, me."
"Oh. Just a sec...Hey, Bob, put down the Twinkie and come to the phone"
"Dude, chill out, I'm coming"

Bob picks up phone

"Yo, 'sup?"
"Hey, Bob, you busy?"
"Well, I'm kind of in the middle of burning a smokin' 73 onto CD. Whats goin' on?"
"Uh, it seems Larry, like, he can't pitch anymore. You want to give it a try?"
"Can you give me 5 minutes?"
"OK, no rush"
"Sweet. See you in 5"

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Poster: madmonkmcphee Date: May 2, 2012 10:00am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: more dirt on dennis.....oil can boyd that is!!

Haha, nice. Yeah, stoners probably wouldn't fare so well. My vote is for the LSD team or meth team

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Poster: adks12020 Date: May 2, 2012 10:12am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: more dirt on dennis.....oil can boyd that is!!

I've played in fast pitch softball leagues where both teams were usually drinking beer and smoking pot. It was always a really good time but there is no doubt the quality of play would have been higher had we not been inebriated..haha.

I can't imagine staying in the batters box for a 95 mph fastball coming from someone that was drunk, high, or more. You'd have to be fully loaded to think that was a good idea.

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Poster: madmonkmcphee Date: May 2, 2012 11:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: more dirt on dennis.....oil can boyd that is!!

That's why we cal them PSA's, professional substance abusers